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Italian Family Riding Four-Seater Bike Spends Whole Ride Talking About Food. No One Is Steering Because Everyone Speaks With their Hands.

Ettore Gonneria, a member of the Flying Gonneria family from West Wildwood, explains their newfound hatred of fitness. "Collectively, the four of us weigh half a ton. After the deck collapse last year, we vowed to get into better shape. However, the only enjoyable part of riding the four-seater bike is going from restaurant to restaurant to look at the menus. Otherwise, it's torture."





Unfortunately, the Gonnerias crashed into and destroyed the same deck they had replaced last year. "It is difficult to steer when everyone is either gesturing with their hands or reading a menu."

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