Deputy Mayor Of Wildwood Mistakes Cannabis Shop For Vitamin Store. Lowers All Taxes To Zero And Eats A Seagull

"I have chronic headaches after speaking with my wife. You would think a store called 'The Mellow Herb' would be a good place to buy organic tea and vitamins." says Deputy Mayor Ronald McDonna of Wildwood

McDonna proceeded to explain his rationale behind purchasing what he believed to be herbal tea. "The sign for 'Bubba Kush' read, 'From head to toe, ease your stress bruh with a heavy, dream-like euphoria that blankets the mind. Crush your hassles and return to a state of happy flow.' That’s just good marketing. Much better than 'This product can cause kidney failure' on the labels at CVS."

Following the consumption of Kush bought from The Mellow Herb, Mr. McDonna was discovered on the boardwalk attempting to devour a seagull after drafting a resolution to reduce taxes to zero. Unfortunately for Wildwood residents anticipating tax relief, the resolution was not deemed binding, as it was inscribed in liquid cheese on the side of a dumpster.